You planted the tomatoes too early again. The frost got them, again.
Texts timed to your USDA zone: "Zone 7a alert: last frost is this weekend. Time to transplant tomato seedlings outdoors." When to plant, when to harvest, when to cover up.
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Plans from $2/mo. Cancel by text. No app, ever.
The text you'll actually get
No mood board, no mockup. This is the real message GardenClock sends, and how you answer it.
BotherMe
SMS · Active now
What happens when you ignore us
Every other app you ignore. This one notices.
No escalation
Nothing dramatic. Nobody gets a text, no alarm goes off. It is just you, the streak you are about to break, and us asking again tomorrow.
- How often
- 2-3x weekly (seasonal, more during planting/harvest)
The whole setup, by text
No form, no app store, no password. You answer a couple of questions and you're live.
Text 1
Text 2
Text 3
Takes about 11 seconds. We timed it.
What it costs
No per-skill surprises. GardenClock is one skill, billed with everything else you turn on.
$2/mo
One skill. This one, if it's the one.
$7/mo
Five skills. GardenClock counts as one of them.
Questions you're already asking
How does it know what's right for my area?
Your zip sets your USDA zone, and you tell it whether you grow vegetables, flowers, herbs, or all. Timing comes from your actual zone, not a generic national calendar that's three weeks off for you.
Will it warn me about frost?
Frost timing is built in: it flags the last spring frost and the first fall frost for your zone, the two dates that quietly decide whether a planting lives or dies.
I'm a total beginner. Is this too advanced?
Tell it you're a beginner in setup and it keeps the guidance plain and well-paced. Experienced gardeners get the same timing with less hand-holding. Either way, reply DONE or THANKS and carry on.
How do I cancel?
Text CANCEL GARDEN and we stop. No phone call, no retention rep, no guilt trip.
Does it work on my phone?
It's SMS. If your phone can send a text, it works. No app to download, no smartphone required.
If this isn't your problem
Same category, different nag. One of these might be the one you actually need.
You read the whole page.
Just start.
GardenClock kicks in the second you text in. The hard part was scrolling this far.
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